Blog Posts

  • The Queen’s Gambit

    The Queen’s Gambit

    Mitchell and Webb once did a Medical Drama sketch, where two fictional screenwriters explained that the emphasis in their new series was on drama and…

  • It’s the dishonesty I can’t stand

    It’s the dishonesty I can’t stand

    I don’t know if you’ve ever used the Vivaldi browser, but take a look at this announcement for their latest update: We’re launching Vivaldi 7.8…

  • Newton Aycliffe: The Town of the Future!

    Newton Aycliffe: The Town of the Future!

    There’s an article in the Guardian about my home town, Newton Aycliffe. The shopping centre is owned by a billionaire businessman. Over half the units…

  • Inspiration Thursday!

    Inspiration Thursday!

    I just spent a week in Marrakesh, hence this post. The picture shows the Jemaa El-Fnaa Square in the centre of the Medina. You can…

  • Customer Service

    Customer Service

    I spoke to the bank the other day. Well, I say spoke. I was messaging a chatbot. I asked to speak to a human, and…

  • It’s beginning to look a lot like…

    It’s beginning to look a lot like…

    … Bad Christmas Movies My family love bad Christmas movies. I don’t mean bad Christmas movies like Love Actually where they have the time and…

  • The Arctic-Alpine Pea Mussel

    The Arctic-Alpine Pea Mussel

    I heard the Arctic-Alpine pea mussel mentioned on Radio 4 earlier this week when they were discussing the three thousand species in Wales that now…

  • Three stories from my fascinating life

    Three stories from my fascinating life

    This week my wife and I finally watched the last episode of the TV series Edge of Darkness. We watched the first five episodes back…

  • How we used to write: part two

    How we used to write: part two

    The image attached to this post is of the notebook I used to plan Twisted Metal. You can see the map of Shull I made…

  • What do they teach these kids?

    What do they teach these kids?

    There used to be a question asked of trainee teachers: why do we teach Shakespeare and not Pinball? It’s the sort of question that got…

  • Why Loving Unfashionable Art Can Lead to Success

    Why Loving Unfashionable Art Can Lead to Success

    I rather like Andrew Lloyd Webber’s work. On the rare occasions I mention this most people feel the need to tell me they don’t like…

  • And through the wire…

    And through the wire…

    A few years ago I bought myself an expensive phone, a change from the cheap ones I’d always used until then. I would have been…